Chicago hot-dog spot welcomes Donald Trump with tiny weiners

If youve been paying any attention to the Republican presidential primary, youll probably agree that recent rallies have essentially turned into comedic roastings, with presidential hopefuls ragging on each other and rarely, if ever, discussing the issues that America is currently facing.

Granted, it has created some great moments, like Marco Rubio making fun of Donald Trump ‘s small hands, leading to an obvious joke about the latters penis size.

Inevitably, Trump defended his manhood on national television, assuring the nation that there was no problem with either his hands or his package.

But for Trump, the damage has already been done.

Wieners Circle , a Chicago restaurant known for its hot dogs, hamburgers, cheese fries, and mutual verbal abuse between customers and employees, recently created a new menu item making fun of Trumps junk.

The Trump Footlong is a three-inch Chicago-style hot dog served with mustard, relish, onion, tomato, pickle, peppers, and celery salt. 3 Inches Of The Best Tasting, Most Flavorful Beef Youve Ever Had. We Guarantee You Theres No Problem. We Guarantee It, reads a sign in the restaurant.

If three inches wont fill you up, you can also get the Trump Packagewhich comes with two three-inch Chicago-style hot dogs, fries, and a drinkor the Trump Super PAC, which comes with four hot dogs, fries, and a drink.

If anyone is making America great again, its Wieners Circle.

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